A CAUTIONARY TALE ON THE DANGERS
OF PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
TO YOUNG, IMAGINATIVE MINDS
Me:     Cats are evil?
She:    Yes. Cats kill babies.
Me:     Cats kill babies?!?
She:    Yes. At night, they go to the closet and get dry cleaning bags. Then they drag the plastic bags into cribs and smother babies with them.    I saw it on TV.