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It has come to my attention that my website is not keeping up with the times. Or the Web2.0h! Or something. So I've decided to update:

Podcasts. Roll your own roll-your-own. Dynamic inline updating with yellow fades!We're about what Web 2.0 is about. We shall transcend borders. Hack it. Single. Word. Sentences! Clustering. Faster. Faster! The new is old. Label what defies categorization. MSM just doesn't get it. Splog is an aggregate noun. This is newer media. Always be launching. The words aren't what they were. Clear that. Give the users what they want. This will change everything. It's the wave of tomorrow. An AJAX-driven GUI. Cry out, blogosphere! It's all changing. You need someone who gets it. Float this. On-demand streams. 2.0! 2.0 is the new New. Feeds. The buzz is loud and clear. It's all about community. We are on the brink of a new age. Taggable folksonomies. With one click. "ASL" is geezer speak. Out of the box. News clouds. Social is the new push. [What was the question?]

Whaddya think?

[Up-To-Dating courtesy of the Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator™, via TechCrunch]