Is Your Pet An Earthling?

NOTED UFO EXPERT DECLARES: MILLIONS OF PETS ARE REALLY SPACE ALIENS

. . . one out of five dogs and cats are space pets, descendants of original alien creatures that were 'seeded' on Earth 50,000 years ago. . . .

A quick scan of the WorldWideWeb found proof:

 

 

Still sceptical?  Then what is this??

 

And here is my own sweet Boo, caught unaware:

 

Lucy is not an alien, but she knows
THEY'RE OUT THERE

For more scholarly inquiry on this subject, go to Cats Could Be Aliens; and to find out if your cat is an alien, take the quiz at International Inquirer, then read the rationale for the questions.  The answers may startle you.

I would like to thank the denziens of the underworld at The WELL, who have asked to remain anonymous for security reasons (I'm sure you understand) for the pointer to this story.

Comments

[Zozo]

Lemme guess: Al Gore, right?

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[Patia]

I really HOPE that tattoo -- er, cattoo? -- was done in Photoshop.

[mjones]

And just what makes you so certain that Lucy is not an alien?

[SB]

Lucy is *afraid* of aliens. Just ask her.

[florussel]

might have some info on dogs as well

[Devi]

Bozo is totally an alien. he howls whole night looking at the sky.

[Devi]

Bozo is totally an alien. he howls whole night looking at the sky.