GMail Invitations

I have lots of GMail invitations, and you can have one! All I ask is an amusing, enlightening, or entertaining comment somewhere on Watermark. Then email me at blogdiva [at] gmail.com, with your name, and I will send one off to you.

As before, regular readers get preference.

ADDITION: A pin in my new GuestMap {on the sidebar} would do it, too.

UPDATE 27 September 02004: The invitations are all gone. I am shutting down comments on this post, and will post again when/if I get more invitations. Thanks to all who pinned my guestmap or otherwise contributed to Watermark.

Comments

[Monkey]

I got an invite from a friend the other day - my biggest problem - trying to come up with the actual name on the account! So many ideas to choose from!

[Ivy]

I get enough spam in my current email address without having another email account to sift through. If there was only a way to spam the spammers.

[Ryan]

blogdiva?

LOL oh I *wish* I had thought of that, that's great!

--Ryan (Quiplash).

[Angel]

this is a really nice site...i wish i had this good of a html skill to build even a simple website...xDD

[Angel]

hehe oh yeah..i forgot to include my email address on my other comment post...sorry ^ ^;;

[mama22boys]

a child said to me
I feel bad for him
that he will never walk
that he will never talk
and I replied
he doesn't know
so be happy for him

[Matthew]

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"

The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."

"Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.

"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might
be made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously.

"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"

"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal"

"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.

Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could be
elected Pope, but..."

So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?,
is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"

"What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!"

The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of our boys made it."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gmail invitation is great
Especially from someone like you

:)

[SB]

Heh. Well, I hope you already have one from me, because you didn't leave an email address with your comment.

[faerhann]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gmail invitation is great
Especially from someone like you

:)

--> why didnt my name & email appear like i saw in the preview??

[steve bell]

John Kerry was walking down the street and saw a boy with a week old kitten. Kerry told the boy that he had a cute kitten, and the boy replied,"And he's a Democrat too."

A few days later, Kerry and Ted Kennedy saw the boy admiring his kitten. Kerry told Kennedy,"You've got to see this." The two walked up to the boy and Kerry asked how the young Democrat was doing. The boy replied, "He's not a Democrat, he's a Republican!"

Puzzled, Kerry asked why his kitten had switched parties in just a week. The boy replied, "He's got his eyes open now."

[John]

Dont know your kind of humour, what kind of enlightenment you'd like or what entertains you, but i'll take a stab at all three

Amusing - How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

Enlightening - Happiness is knowing that you need no-one else in your life to be happy, not a partner or a loved one, although they are special they cannot make you sad or depressed, you are the one who interprets the sadness and depression. Knowing this is your path to true enlightenment.

Entertainment - Watching a man attempt to do something romantic

Even if i dont get the gmail account i hope anyone who's read this has found it funny, enlightening and possible entertaining.

Stay happy, its more fun that way.

John

[George Tzaikou]

The Big Flood

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

[Tom Hughes]

Man Falls Asleep At Church... Mark as unread

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

[The Republican kitten joke continued....]

Puzzled, Kerry asked why his kitten had switched parties in just a week. The boy replied, "He's got his eyes open now."

To which Ted Kennedy chipped in, "Yeah, that makes sense - he's a week-and-a-half old kitten. About the same maturity and mental development levels as the rest of his party."

[Brendan]

here is a funny line i saw in someone signature

its a harry potter joke

harry: "Your A Wearwolf"
Lupin: "yeah"
Harry: "Are You F#@ken Serious"
Lupin: "yeah That Too"
Harry: "What!!"
Lupin:"Ooops To Much Information"

[pinkoo]

A corrupt minister used to write 'NOT APPROVED' on all the papers that were sent to him by his assistants, He always left a significant space between NOT and APPROVED.

When the affected persons suitable greased his palms, he would recall the file and just add an 'E:' after NOT so that it became 'NOTE: APPROVED'.

This was the beginning of eBusiness in India!

Hi,

I´m not going to suck up to you, I´m just going to ask if you could please send me an invite because I really need a Gmail account. Thanx in advance.

[email protected]

[Nick Choaks]

First Fig

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--
I t gives a lovely light!

[Fehmeed]

i really want this account
bcz all of my friends have this account
im the only who doesnt have
so plz give me one invitation plzzzzzzzzzzz

i really want this account
bcz all of my friends have this account
im the only who doesnt have
so plz give me one invitation plzzzzzzzzzzz

[ahmet yortanli]

is this real???
then i want one

now boys remember: flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.

[William]

this is a gread site, and a really good way to distribute gmail account. i commend you for just giving them away for a comment on your weblog.

Some Definitions!
-----------------
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

If u like it ,then i'll get my Gmail account