FYE (For Your Enlightenment)

Via feministe, my own Religion:

New Religion Creation
'New Age Text'

From the most glorious regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Emma Goldman, bringing to you the wisdom and stone of the lost city of Venice. To usher in the New Age of cats you must heed my words and enhance spiritually. The time is soon when the space wagons of our galactic cousins will return and our collective wingedness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the wrist chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd ankle shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner antler. We must feel the inner antler, become the inner antler, curve it as though it was a spiral. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Sophia, always says 'The true form of a circle is actually a round sphere , but enlightenment is like a red chair on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no carpet or anti-carpet, only one great and omnipresent vase.

Heh. I kind of like it.

Comments

[Patia]

That's cute. What is it, like Mad Libs for religion?

Sharon, we must meet for coffee! Are you going to be around the week between Christmas and New Year's?

[SB]

Yes!

[Patia]

I coulda sworn I posted a reply to this a few days ago. In any case, I'll try to give you a call next week.