Watermark: Save These Cats' Jobs!

25 January 2008

Save These Cats' Jobs!

If you think that only humans are suffering from the current economic woes, think again. Boo and Spike have been out of work for months. They are free- lancers, they get paid on commission. If no one asks for their assistance, they don't have any columns to write, and they don't get paid. No new toys, no catnip, no little meeces.

Look at these pitiful, distraught, unemployed critters:

Don't you want to help?

Ask the AgonyCats will appear at unpredictable, feline intervals, depending on cat moods and the mailbox. If you would like to solicit advice, comment or send an email to: askthecats AT sbpoet DOT com. Boo and/or Spike will be happy to respond. ~~Maybe.~~

Both AgonyCats have a great deal of experience in inter-species relationships, though they bring somewhat different perspectives to the situations they encounter. Any problem submitted for their consideration is assured of the utmost discretion, expertise, and privacy.* Feline correspondents will, of course, have priority.

*[Discretion and privacy are guaranteed, except that letters will be published for the readers of this blog; and the readers of any excerpts published outside of this blog; and any over-the-fence or under-the-sheets conversationalists. No solution is guaranteed to be effective under any circumstance, and AgonyCats accepts no liability for hurt feelings, inadvertent or deliberately inflicted wounds, or any other damages that may ensue from incorrectly or correctly implementing any suggestions herein. Whatsoever. Etcetera.]

We will be checking for your helpful, help-needed response.

If you'd like to research further on the challenges faced by contemporary felines, look here:

The Carnival of the Cats, now at Missy, KC, Sol & Smokey; this Sunday it will be at Bad Kitty Cats
Weekend Cat Blogging last weekend was at What did you Eat?; this weekend you will find it at Tuxedo Gang Hideout
Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos is at Mind of Mog and will be at Pet's Garden Blog; and, last but certainly not least,
Friday Ark#175 at Modulator

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Spike & Boo, You poor kitties - out of work! Although as cats we're not exactly sure how to define 'work'. Hang in there and demand treats at all opportunities,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | 27 January 2008 at 07:28 PM

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