Dog & Cat

 

Run! says the dog.
Run! Run! Run!
Bark woof grrr!

No! says the cat.
No! No! No!
Hiss spit rrrllll!

I'll eat you!
says the dog.
I'll have you for lunch!

Claws! Teeth!
says the cat.
I'll bloody your nose!

You look tasty,
says the dog.
Yum yum yum!

I'm muscle and bone,
says the cat.
And claws claws CLAWS!

OK, I'm bored now,
says the dog.
Woof?

Me, too,
says the cat.
Mrrrrl?

Wanna take a nap?
asks the dog.
Sniff sniff sniff.

Sure, give me your
belly, says the cat.
Currll purrr purrr.

 

  This week's prompt was to write a humorous poem.

Comments

[paisley]

this is so timely for me,, as just last week my rottie "moo moo" and my red cat "mean boy" got into it three times... you would think the first two bloody claw marks in the nose would have been her first clue......

[Steph]

Awww, that was cute. It made me smile. And it sounds so much like my cat and dog used to behave.

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